So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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