If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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