Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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