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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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