it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
false alarm, still single
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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