Ambien. No doubt about it.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Just puked most of my soul out..
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