Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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