Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(678): View more from Georgia

I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars

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(713): View more from Texas

My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.

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(416): View more from Toronto

he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup

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(860): View more from Connecticut

He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"

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(708): View more from Illinois

that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..

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(937): View more from Ohio

Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.

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