is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
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Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.