Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular