So drunk, too bad you don't want this
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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