I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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