bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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