is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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