The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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