Can Purell be used as lube?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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