I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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