I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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