As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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