we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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