So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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