none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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