so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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