i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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