So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
