I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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