The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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