i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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