who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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