I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.