This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
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