it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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