i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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