I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
