My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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