I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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