I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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