Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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