He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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