Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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