I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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