ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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