i would punch a child for taco bell
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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