I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize