just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
