umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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