Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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