He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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