I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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