so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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