Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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