it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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