Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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