Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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