Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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