I'm drive I can fine osifer
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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