I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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